The Drinking Man’s Diet
Posted on April 13, 2008 by lowcarbconfidential
Oh, I’m on the Drinking Man’s Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It’s really terrific and quite scientific
And I’m half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
So I don’t eat those fattening cornflakes,
I eat the vodka straight.
The lyrics are from Allan Sherman. For those of us not exposed to this fellow, [...]
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